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Duck Dynasty Quotes

Posted November 5, 2012 by kennyp in TV

Duck Dynasty is a new reality TV series aired on A&E. With two seasons under its belt, it has already amassed a good audience following. The show’s premise circles around the lives of the members of the Robertson family, who became financially stable because of their duck call business venture primarily the one-of-a-kind Duck Commander. Depicting the rags to riches type of story, many are lured into watching this show not just because of the positive messages imparted by the characters but also because of the memorable Duck Dynasty quotes. So what are these popular quotes? Here are four popular ones that came from four of the most liked characters.

“A beaver is about like the ninjas, the suckers only work at night and they are hard to find.”

- Si Robertson

Duck Dynasty’s CEO is Willie Robertson. Like his brother Jase, who also happens to be the COO, he wants to enjoy most of his time by doing what he thinks he does best like fishing, hunting and doing a lot of other wild things. If they work, they become distracted easily with what many would say as unimportant endeavors. They surely love to procrastinate, which is one of the most common reasons why they get frustrated in the end. But despite this, Willie tries to cement everyone’s thoughts that the family must be given higher regard than their business. Anyway, it seems that the whole family believes that success shouldn’t get to their heads.

The Robertsons try to retain all of their usual happy go lucky family activities despite their growing multi-million dollar business. Jase, being COO is in charge of the manufacturing aspects, but he appears to be more laidback despite the demand that is being placed for his position. One of Jase’s best Duck Dynasty quotes was, “When you don’t know what you’re doing it’s best to do it quickly.” Willie, on the other hand, is easily recognizable for having said, “Nothin makes a dad happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes.”

Phil Robertson, Will’s father, was the originator of the Duck Commander. He’s already regarded as a legend in Louisiana because of how he revolutionized the duck call industry. He does not embrace modern technology that much. A funny Duck Dynasty Quote he said in the show was, “The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.”

Last but not the least is the notorious uncle Si, Phils younger sibling. He is probably the definition of being wacky and, as what some viewers might say, plain stupid. But perhaps, just perhaps, the show won’t have much color with Si out of the picture. Si mentioned some of the show’s funniest and most memorable Duck Dynasty quotes. One of which was, “This snow cone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it can’t cause it’s a brain so it just hurts.”

“This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It’s when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts”

- Si Robertson

“I’m Happay Happay Happay!”

- Phil

“Well Phil invented the duck call so he’s the Duck Commander. If I invented the beaver call, maybe I’d be the Beaver Commander. Has a nice ring to it, Beaver Commander.”

- Si Robertson

“You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.”

- Jase Robertson


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