She’s Out of Her Mind
Crazy girlfriend decorates boyfriend’s truck to let him know she’s out of her mind.
It was nice of her to write this message on his truck so he can immediately hop behind the wheel and floor it across state lines, not stopping to pick up any possessions or say goodbye to anybody. That’s how this game is played. You need to drop everything and disappear 30 seconds after you feel the heat of a commitment-hungry psycho coming around the corner. Sadly, we’re betting the truck didn’t start, and when he looked under the hood he found the engine destroyed with a note written in blood that read, “My sweet baby isn’t going anywhere without me!”