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3 Girly Drinks Every Man Should Avoid

Posted March 20, 2012 by kennyp in Alcohol

What is your drink of preference while sitting at your favorite watering hole with your buddies? Is it a shot of whisky or something fruity? Working with the knowledge that your preference in drinks is very likely to give your friends and any nearby women preconceived notions about your manhood, here are three drinks that every man should avoid consuming – even privately.


Red-Headed Slut

You’re not ordering at a brothel, you’re ordering at a bar. With that in mind, the Red-Headed Slut should be avoided not only for its silly name but because it contains a tart and sweet mixture of peach Schnapps, Jagermeister and cranberry juice. When sweetness overcomes the taste of alcohol in your drink, you can bet that you’ve ventured into “girly” territory.


Sex on the Beach

Known for its sickly sweetness and unique (read: unpleasant) hangover effects, a Sex on the Beach contains a splash of vodka drowned in orange juice, cranberry juice and peach Schnapps. Being left with the taste of a candy bar while getting half-cut is reason enough to avoid this abomination.


Blow Job Shot

Irish cream, almond liquor and a deep, embarrassed blush when you order it. ‘Nuff said.

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